Ramadan Funny Sms

Achi Khasi Bethi Bethi Sun Ho Jati Hun,,
Bas Aftari Kerti Hun Aur Tunn Ho Jati Hun..


Pappu After Aftaari..
“Me Ny Utna Khaya Jitna Khaya Ja Sakta Tha,,
Wah Wah..
Me Ny Utna Khaya Jitna Khaya Ja Sakta Tha,,
Phir Bhi 2 Hathon Se Kitna Khaya Ja Sakta Tha.. Hhahaha


“Iftari Ke Bad Pait Main Panni Nahi, Panni Main Thora Sa Pait Reh Jata Hai.”


“Sehri Main Pani Ki Kaseer Miqdar Peenay Ka Yeah Matlab Hargiz Nahi Keh woh Do Din Tak Apkay Maeday Main Jama Rahay Ga. Yeah Khasosiat Sirf Onth Main Hoti Hai, Lahza Pait ko Dam Na Samjain.”


“Girls in Ramadan be like: Roze se Dar Nahi Lagta Bartan Dhonay Se Lagta Hai!”


“Ramzan Kay Hain Nazaray, Badal Gae Hai Profile Picture, Ho Rahay Hain Naik Saray.”


Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf: 1 Pao Dahi 1 Glass Milk 3 to 4 Parathy 2 Glass Lassi 2 Zinger Burger 4 Kabab 4 Eggs Fry 6 Eggs Boil 4 to 6 Glass Water 2 to 3 Pieces Chicken 4 Packages Maggie, Aur 6 Banas Khaen. Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi.


Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai, Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.


Duniya To Sirf Chaand Pe Pohanchi Hai,, Lekin,, Pakistan To Aaj Kal Suraj Pe Pohncha Hua Hai..  Happy Garma Garam Rozay..


Aftar Sy 2 Minute Pehle Bahoo Rani Ny Kitchen Mein Aaa Kr Pocha: Ami G, Koi Kaam Ho Tu Bata Dein Mein Kr Doon Gyi Saas Jaal Kr Boli: “Haan Puttr, Jaldi Sy Ja Kr Azan Dy Aa”


Ramadan In Pakistan!!! First Ashra: Rise in prices Second Ashra: imaptience and Third Ashra is spent wasting money—! Ramzan Mubarak..


Kuch khatti… Kuch meethi…. Kuch chatpati.. Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhara. Ramzan Mubarak!!!


Jo Shakhs Apni Jaib Kharch Se Apny Doston Ki Aftari Kerwata Hai, , Kamyabi Hamesha Us K Qadam Choomti Hai..  . Phir Dosto,, Hai Koi Program..


 I am too worried after thinking that if Bhutto is alive then why he is not coming to offer Traweeh???

Nigahein Aj bhi us shaks ko talash karti hai jis ny kha tha,,, k sehri mei Dahi kha laina.

Ramzan is coming,,Shaitan is running,,Muslims are preparing,,Gates off  hell are closing,,Gates of heaven are opening.


Ye rozay toh farz hain lakin ye samjh nahi ata ye pakoray kis ny farz kiyay hain.
yar  yeh wo kon log hain jin ky wazan ramzan mei km hoty hain..

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